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I have seen the life on this planet, Scully,

and that is exactly why I'm looking elsewhere.

Jen aka Relentless Harpy aka Merciless Shrew
Most of my entries are friends only. If you're curious about me, post on a public entry and I'll probably add you.

I'm a Starbucks coffee bitch, homeschooling 2 kids. We like to stay up all night and dye our hair multi-colors while watching Alien movies and playing video games.

I'm impatient and honest about my opinions, so don't ask me anything you don't want a real answer for. I'm open to almost anything, as long as it doesn't involve religion(which I have no use for), rap, or country music. (and really, are those music?)

This is my journal. I don't put stuff in or leave stuff out based on what other people want, so complaining to me about an entry is pretty much useless, and you'll only get me telling you to fuck off. Sometimes I bitch, sometimes I post quizzes, sometimes I do nothing. I lurk, and stalk, and pop up randomly with blunt and sometimes inappropriate comments. I am opinionated and tactless, and I have a cynical, sarcastic personality and sometimes mean sense of humor. I don't really care what your opinion is about things I do or think. I can think for myself, and don't need you to do it for me.

I support gay rights, I'm anti-religion- especially when it's organized- I support science, homeschooling, thinking for yourself, and I have a mouth that can make a sailor blush. I believe that my kids are not here to make me look good, but that they are their own people with their own brains and opinions. I also actually *like* spending time with them.

I spread the joy of sarcasm wherever I go, and I practice hurling insults on a regular basis.

If you can't deal with any of this, please don't add me.

All hail me!

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My name using Egyptian Hieroglyphs!


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